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The Church Of Placeboism

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PLACEBOISM
~ a religion for everyone ~

THE HOLY PLACEBOISM SYMBOL
as designed by cosmicdancer


Disclaimer:If you are likely to be offended by a religion formed in honour of a band, you may not enjoy our community

THIS COMMUNITY HAS IT'S OWN PINK ANIMAL CENTRE... VISIT TODAY AND PLAY WITH THE PLACEBOISM PETS



GENERAL INFORMATION AND RULES

Placeboism was founded by freakbymistake and drink_u_pretty_ to honour and worship the band, Placebo. We believe in polytheism because we worship THREE Gods: Brian Molko, Stefan Olsdal and Steve Hewitt.

This community is a place to...
1)- Pray to these Gods (eg. Dear Brian, I have an exam tomorrow. I pray to you that I will pass..)
2)- Make sacrifices and/or offerings (eg. in the form of pictures/artwork/icons/banners).
3)- Generally worship and post images of the Gods

When posting a picture we request that you use an LJ-CUT...

<*lj-cut text="grace"> and <*/lj-cut> to end it minus the little *

It is requested that the text of your LJ-CUT be some sort of grace (eg. "Oh Brian, we are not worthy to receive such beauty...yada yada yada).




PLACEBOISM PRAYERS
Our three main prayers are based on "The Apostles Creed", "Our Father" and "Hail Mary".
*In our religion we say "Protégé Moi" rather than "Amen".





all prayer cards by tomoyo238




THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF PLACEBOISM

1.) Thou shalt rejoice in Placebo’s music at least once a day
2.) Thou shalt watch the “bum scene” at least once a month
3.) Thou shalt spell thy Gods names Capitalised (eg. Brian not brian)
4.) Thou shalt rest thyself on all Holy Days* and not do strenuous work
5.) Thou shalt save as many images of thy Gods as thy harddrive allows
6.) Thou shalt download and share as many live videos and interviews as thy bandwidth allows
7.) Thou shalt always re-upload (when necessary) items downloaded from placebomedia
8.) Thou shalt visit Sucker-Love.com and be aroused by slash God behavior at every possible opportunity
9.) Thou shalt always credit when using an icon or banner made by another user
10.) Thou shalt praise and reward the founders of this religion (freakbymistake and drink_u_pretty_) with monetary offerings and sexual favors.



THE 7 DEADLY SINS OF PLACEBOISM

In an interview a few years ago Brian oulined Placebo's 7 Deadly Sins. They are:
1.)Laziness
2.)Homophobia
3.)Racial Intolerance
4.)Parental Guidance Stickers
5.)Violence
6.)Retro
7.)Sobriety

FULL ARTICLE HERE



THE HONORARY SAINTS OF PLACEBOISM

The Honorary saints of Placeboism will be appointed by the mods freakbymistake and drink_u_pretty_
They will be awarded at random times when we feel somebody has done something worthy of Sainthood...

The Saint Of Creativity
cosmicdancer

for her contribution of the Placeboism symbol

The Saint Of Photoshop
tomoyo238

for the contribution of the Placeboism Prayer cards, as seen in the Community Info



HELL
And naturally... not following the commandments and committing sins leads you to one place... HELL. Hell is led by the fallen angel Robert Schultzberg and in there you will constantly be subjected to the music of Phil Collins, Sting, Fred Durst and Britney Spears.

so say your prayers little ones...



*ANNUAL HOLY DAYS


Feburary 14th : Killing Time Day
March 17th: Apostle Bill Day
March 22nd: Stevemas AND Apostle Xav Day
March 29th: PlaceBowie Day
March 31st: Stefmas
May 1st (day of May Day riots): Dope Guns and Fucking in the Streets Day
May 2nd: Placebo Day
July 12th: Apostle freakbymistake Day
November 16th: Placeboism Day
December 5th: Saint tomoyo238 Day
December 10th: Brimas
December 23rd: Apostle drink_u_pretty_ Day
December 25th: Taste In Men Day
December 30th: Saint cosmicdancer Day
Every Thursday 23rd: Evil Dildo Day



THE HOLY FOOD AND DRINK
Placeboism's Holy Food is called a "Bread Thing". They look something like the items displayed in the photograph below. These sacrificial Bread Things were consumed by drink_u_pretty_ and freakbymistake on November 18th 2004 to show their devotion to the Gods of Placeboism. [If you look closely you may see God's eye in a Bread Thing]




The Holy Drink of Placeboism is called a "Molkoccino" and is pictured below. These beverages will soon be available to purchase at your local Starbucks.





THE HOLY SCRIPTURE
This is the temporary Holy Placeboism Scripture. It contains prayers and random scribblings done by drink_u_pretty_ but is only temporary because it also has personal stuff of freakbymistake's inside.





BELIEVERS!
(aka- affiliates)


placebomedia


placebowhores


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THIS RELIGION IS IN FULL SUPPORT OF SAME SEX MARRIAGES
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